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22 June 2009 @ 10:15 pm
I saw Transformers 2.  
YES, FOR ONCE LIVING IN THE UK PAID OFF FOR ME. I GOT TO SEE IT BEFORE THE US.

MY THOUGHTS!:



-I was reminded strongly of the last Transformers film in that:
A)Bumblebee was hillarious and win
B)Optimus was fucking epic and awesome
C)There was too much of the teenaged human characters (WAY less than last time, but still too much for my tastes)
D)The robot I liked best died. D: NOOOOO JETFIRE YOU WERE OLD AND COOL AND HAD A ROBOBEARD AND WERE BRITISH AND HAD A CANE (Also, lol at Frenzy's "cameo")
E)The army guys are still pretty awesome. I liked the fact they seemed to be all BFFs with Optimus. :B
F)And finally, with most of the robots, I had no idea who was who, most had like one speaking line and thus I didn't care when they died.

OKAY BACK TO THE REVIEW

-Omglol psycho hosebeast robot lady. WITH GIANT LICKER TONGUE.
-I don't know what to think of those two Autobot comic relief twin sidekicks. On one hand, they were giant stereotypes, but on the other they had their funny moments...
-Okay I think I totally ship Simmons/Sam's Cowardly Screaming Roommate now.
-So wait, now Sam's crazy and symbol-drawing and his ability to read books in seconds is never brought up again? WTF.
-WAIT, SO YOU BROUGHT SCORPONOK BACK RIGHT NEAR THE END OF THE FILM JUST FOR HIM TO GET HIS ASS KILLED?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, MOVIE?? (At least let the awesome army guys kill him! D: What an anticlimax.)
-Are those ruins hiding the Tomb of the Primes the same ruins that the Holy Grail was hidden in in The Last Crusade? O:
-I... I want a robot panther.. :C It was so cute!
-I may have been missing the point when the Egyptian ruins and the pyramids started going boom and my brain went "AAAAUGH GODDAMMIT THEY BROKE MILLENIA-OLD AND REALLY COOL ANCIENT RUINS! BASTAAAARDS! *FISTSHAKE*".
 
 
Soul-blackening rage and: okayokay
 
 
 
Paradoxal Realityparareality on June 23rd, 2009 03:37 am (UTC)
I grabbed up the novel and read it awhile back, it sounds like Frenzy's appearance (what was left of him) stayed intact! XD