Todd!Rat died yesterday morning. I feel utterly terrible about it.
Nevertheless, here's a meme that's been languishing in my Semagic autosave for a few days:
1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
1."Authorization? How about the United States FUCKING government? Lose the grid, or you lose your job."
2."Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots? "
3."Why of course, my little dairy queen. First, I shall take your milk. Then, I shall take your VIRGINITY!"
4."Actually, you've doomed us all.
Again."
5."Now, I would just like to point out that this film is displaying a distinct tendency to become SILLY. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... except, perhaps my wife... and some of her friends. Oh, yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point! I'm warning this film NOT to get SILLY again!"
6."I apologize for calling your wife a bloated warthog, and I bid you good day!"
7."Item 96: A heavy tax shall be levied against all parasites and spongers, such as the elderly, the infirm, and
especially... little children. "
8."Don't worry, Mary Kate. His hair plugs can't hurt you."
9."Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping that monkey?"
10."This is totally rad, dude! You're my big little brother!"
11."I know I don't have his looks. I know I don't have his money. I know I don't have his connections, his knowledge of fine wines. I know sometimes when I eat I get this clicking sound in my jaw..."
12."She told me I look like Britney Spears! Why would she say that if she doesn't like me?"
13."It all started with my Uncle Derek. He was a Sergeant in the Met. He bought me a police pedal car when I was five. I rode around in it every second I was awake - arresting kids twice my size for littering and spitting. I got beaten up a lot when I was young, but it didn't stop me."
14."Hey! I don't have to put up with this! I'm
rich!"
15."It's not everyday you find out that you're responsible for 3 billion deaths. He took it pretty well."
16."Nursing school? Don't you think you'd be happier in a different profession, one where people's lives were NOT dependent on you? "
17."Spying on 30 million people isn't part of my job description."
18."As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about. "
19."BOY, IT SURE WOULD BE NICE IF WE HAD SOME
GRENADES, DON'T YOU THINK?"
20."Caviar? Who are we inviting, the Tzar? Get some cheese and crackers... some of those little cocktail weenies!"
...Most of these movies were just the ones I have on my DVD shelf. XD